#21
There was this truck driver who had to
deliver
500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck
through
the desert, his truck breaks down. After about 3 hours, he waves

another truck down and offers the driver $500 to take these penguins to

the state zoo for him.

The next day the original truck driver
arrives in town and sees the new
truck driver crossing the road
with 500 penguins walking in single file
behind him.

The
original truck driver jumps out of his truck and asks, "What's
going on?
I gave you $500 to take these penguins to the zoo!"

The new
truck driver responds, "I did take them to the zoo. And I had
enough
money left over so now we're going to see a movie."
#22
Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his
pal asked him how he
had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied,
"it was a total con! I saw
a sign that said To The Monkeys, so I
followed it and saw the monkeys.
Then I saw another sign that said To
The Bears, so I followed that and
saw the bears. But when I followed
a sign that said To the Exit, I
found myself out on the street."
#23
Fred's class was taken to the Natural History

Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when
she
got home.
"Oh, yes," replied Fred. "But it was funny going to
a dead
zoo."
#24
Come on, Fred,
I'll take you to the zoo. If
the zoo wants me, let them come and get
me!
#25
Some vampires went to see Dracula. They
said,
"Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?"
"Yes,"
replied Dracula, "have lots of giraffes."
#26
I took my son to the zoo yesterday.
Really,
did they accept him?
#27
I was in the zoo last week.
Really? Which cage
were you in?
#28
Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.
#29
A man went to work for a zoo
veterinarian.
"Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him.
"How do I do that?" he
asked.
"Carefully," replied the vet.
#30
Father and son standing outside the elephant's
cage in the Moscow
Zoo. Father tells son, "If we stand around here
long enough, one of them
will throw some food at us."
#31
The manager of a large city
zoo was drafting a
letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his
computer and typed
the following sentence: "I would like to place an
order for two
mongooses, to be delivered at your earliest convenience."

He stared
at the screen, focusing on that odd word mongooses. Then he
deleted
the word and added another, so that the sentence now read: "I
would
like to place an order for two mongeese, to be delivered at your

earliest convenience."

Again he stared at the screen, this time
focusing on the new word,
which seemed just as odd as the original
one. Finally, he deleted the whole
sentence and started all over.
"Everyone knows no full-stocked zoo
should be without a mongoose," he
typed. "Please send us two of
them."
#32
One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang

was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.
In
surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those
books"?

"Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to know if I was
my
brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
#33
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the

zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a

ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the
zoo. A
twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence
was forty
feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the
kangaroo, "How high
do you think they'll go?"
The kangaroo said,
"About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the
gate at night!"