#21
Q: How many
Geminis does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: Two. Plus a portable phone, an
Internet link and a
copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing
Lightbulbs."
#22
Q: How many Geminis
does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take
all week and when
they're done the light bulb will do your homework,
speak French
and shine any colour you want from it.
#23
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Two,
but the job never gets done --- they just keep
arguing about who is
supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be
done!
#24
Q:
How many Capricorns does it take to
change a lightbulb? A: None: Why
should I bother? It's probably just
going to burn out again tomorrow
anyway.
#25
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a

lightbulb? A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
#26
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a
lightbulb? A:
None. Capricorns can't afford new lightbulbs ---
unless they're a
legitimate business expense.
#27
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a

lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with
the
problem.
#28
Q: How many Cancerians does
it take to
change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they'll use a
non-disposable
diaper too!
#29
Q: How many Cancerians does it take
to
change a lightbulb? A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three
years
to help them through the grief process.
#30
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a

lightbulb? A: Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop

asking me to do all your work for you? I'm, like, really totally
sick and
tired of you asking me questions.
#31
Q: How many Aquarians
does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they'll all be
competing to be the
one to change the bulb and bring light to the
world.
#32
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Well, you
have to remember that everything is energy
so...
#33
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a

lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs.

(*smash*)
#34
Q: How
many Arians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren't
afraid of the dark.
#35
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a

lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?