#1
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book

mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!
#2
yo
mama's teeth so yellow that when she
smiles everyone sings, "i got
sunshine on a cloudy day".....
#3
yo
mama's teeth are so yellow that when
she smiles traffic slows down.
#4
yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to
watch 60 seconds.
#5
Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group

hugs!
#6
Yo
mama so ugly she got beat up by her
imaginary friends
#7
yo
mama aint got no ears hollin bout let
me hear both sides of da story!
#8
yo mamma so fat she make a whale look
bulimic
#9
yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like
a
pack of hot dogs
#10
yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it

says next stop hell
#11
yo mama
so fat she sat on a tractor and
made it a pick-up truck.
#12
yo mama so fat,
when she dive into the
ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!
#13
your mama so fat that when she wanted a water

bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.
#14
Your Momma's so black she got counted

absent at night school.
#15
Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of

China when it was just ok
#16
yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease
run
from her..
#17
Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears

pierced by harpoon.
#18
Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both
arms
because she covers two time zones.
#19
Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around they
throw her a
welcome back party.
#20
Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood

test.