#41
In the beginning, God created the earth and

rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman.


- Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
#42
My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"

-
I said, "Dust!"
#43
Scientists have discovered a food
that
diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%.

- It's called wedding
cake.
#44
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months!


- I don't like to interrupt her.
#45
What's worse than a
Male Chauvinist Pig?


- A woman that won't do what she's told.
#46
If your dog is
barking at the back door and
your wife is yelling at the front door, who
do you let in first?


- The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in.
#47
How do you
fix a woman's watch?

- It
doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven.
#48
How do you know when a
woman is about to say
something smart?

- She starts her sentence with "A man once
told me..."
#49
Why do women have smaller feet than men?


- It allows them to stand closer to the sink.