What does an Australian witch
Did you hear about the witch who
friend into an egg?
She kept trying to poach her ideas.
How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance
'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'
First witch: My, hasn't your little
Second witch: Yes, she's certainly gruesome.
Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards
with my sister ?
Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats
all the time, is a
poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards
Witch: No I wouldn't.
Wizard: No, well nor will she.
1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend
2nd Witch: He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil - but
has some bad points too !
How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?
holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with
'Owl be seeing you later.'
Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a
broom? A: By witchful thinking.
What did the young witch say to her
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?
What does a witch enjoy cooking
How can you make a witch itch?
Take away her
What do you call a witch that stays out all
A fresh air freak.
Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because
there's no point in it.
What goes cackle, cackle, boom?
A witch in a
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?
A witch in soggy trainers.
What do you call a witch with one leg?
you call a witch who climbs up
Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
What did the doctor say to the witch in
With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.
What has handles and flies?
A witch in a