#21
What does an Australian witch
ride on?
A
broomerang!
#22
Did you hear about the witch who
turned her
friend into an egg?
She kept trying to poach her ideas.
#23
How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance
?
'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'
#24
First witch: My, hasn't your little
girl
grown ?
Second witch: Yes, she's certainly gruesome.
#25
Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards

with my sister ?
Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats
all the time, is a
poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards
?
Witch: No I wouldn't.
Wizard: No, well nor will she.
#26
1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend
like
?
2nd Witch: He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil - but
he
has some bad points too !
#27
How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?
She
holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with

fright !

'Owl be seeing you later.'
#28
Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a

broom? A: By witchful thinking.
#29
What did the young witch say to her
mother?
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?
#30
What does a witch enjoy cooking
most?
Gnomelettes.
#31
How can you make a witch itch?
Take away her
"W."
#32
What do you call a witch that stays out all

night?
A fresh air freak.
#33
Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because

there's no point in it.
#34
What goes cackle, cackle, boom?
A witch in a
minefield.
#35
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?

A witch in soggy trainers.
#36
What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.
#37
What do
you call a witch who climbs up
walls?
Ivy.
#38
Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
#39
What did the doctor say to the witch in

hospital?
With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.
#40
What has handles and flies?
A witch in a
garbage can.