Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach?
Did you hear about the TV show
agents and witches?
It's called The Hex-Files.
Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet
vulture on sawdust?
The vulture laid ten eggs and when they
hatched, nine chicks had wooden
legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.
Did you hear
about the witch who went in for
the lovely legs competition?
She was beaten by the microphone
What did the witch say to
the ugly toad?
I'd put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!
What did the young witch say to her mother
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !
Who went into a witche's den and came out
The witch !
Why do witches have stiff joints ?
How do you know when you are in bed
She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !
What is the witches motto ?
We came, we saw,
we conjured !
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen
She calls the flying squad !
What is the best way of stopping infection
from witch bites ?
Don't bite any witches !
What is old and ugly and can see just as well
from both ends ?
A witch with a blindfold !
What's the witches favourite pop group
Broomski Beat !
How can you tell an Italian witch
English one ?
By her suntan !
Where did the witch get her
From the ideal gnome exhibition !
What is a witch's favourite TV
Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!
Is it good to drink witch's brew?
very newt tricious!
Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?"
Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
What would you get if you crossed a witch with a