#41
How do
hurricanes see?


-With
one eye
#42
What did the
hail storm say to the
roof?


-Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary
sprinkles
#43
What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak

tree?


-Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary
spark
#44
What did the hurricane say to
the palm
tree?


-Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary
breeze
#45
Why do raindrops like lightning at
night?


-So they can see where they are going
#46
Why did the weather want
privacy?


-It was changing
#47
What type of sense of humor does a dust

storm have?


-A very dry sense of humor
#48
What type of sense of humor does rain
have?


-A very wet sense of humor
#49
Where do lightning bolts go on
dates?


-To cloud 9
#50
What is the most popular sport played by
raindrops and hail
stones?


-Diving
#51
What is the most popular game played by
tornadoes? -Catch my
drift
#52
The
Indians asked their Chief in autumn,
if the winter was going to be cold or
not. Not really knowing an
answer, the chief replies that the winter
was going to be cold and
that the members of the village were to collect
wood to be
prepared.

Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and
called
the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be
cold?"

The man on the phone responded, "This winter was going to
be quite
cold indeed." So the Chief went back to speed up his
people to collect
even more wood to be prepared.

A week later he
called the National Weather Service again, "Is it
going to be a
VERY cold winter?"

"Yes", the man replied, "it's going to be a
very cold winter."

So the Chief goes back to his people and orders
them to go and find
every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks
later he calls the National
Weather Service again: "Are you absol
utely sure, that the winter is
going to be very
cold?"

"Absolutely" the man replies, "the Indians are collecting wood like

crazy!"
#53
Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team

will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida will be able to

say, "It's not the Heat that's so bad, it's the Humidity."
#54
A tornado walks into a bar and orders a

Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a

tornado. The tornado responds with, "I am a hurricane induced

tornado".
#55
Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on

FOXNEWS?


-It is a no spin zone
#56
Why does frost not like to lay out in the
sun?


-It burns too easily
#57
How did the rainbow know is was
lost?


-It was a clear day
#58
What did the primary rainbow say to the

secondary rainbow?


-Your pants are on backwards
#59
What do hurricanes most like to eat for
dessert?


-Candy Canes
#60
What is the opposite of a
cold
front?


-A warm back