Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with
sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was
completely whisked away, leaving only the foundation and first floor. A
silver-haired farm lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the
remaining part of the house left above the floor. The rescue
to her aid and found her unhurt. She was just sitting
there in the tub,
talking to herself.
"It was the most amazing
thing ... it was the most amazing thing."
she kept repeating dazedly.
"What was the most amazing thing, Ma'am?" asked one of the
"I was visiting my daughter here, taking a bath, and all I did
pull the plug and dog-gone-it if the whole house didn't suddenly
Why were the vets and pounds
It was raining cats and dogs
What do freezing rain and cake icing have in
Both are a glaze
Which weather features do druggies like
Why is the sky not happy on clear
It has the blues
How does a male lightning bolt feel when he
attractive female lightning
What type of wind is named after a young
What type of wind is named after Santa
Claus's warm climate cousin?
What type of wind is named after both
cat and a bat?
How can you tell if a tornado is
-If it spins anti-cyclonically
What cloud is so lazy because it will not get
Why type of lightning likes to play
Why was the lightning grilled on the
-To make heat lightning
How do rain drops marry?
How did the hail stone describe it's
-It really has a lot of ups and downs
What game do tornadoes like to
What is a hurricane's favorite
-Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats
What do lightning bolts do when they
-They crack up
Why did the updraft get pulled
-It was speeding in a high shear zone
What are hurricanes with a central dense
the eye called?
-Hurricanes with cataracts