#21
Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with

sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was

completely whisked away, leaving only the foundation and first floor. A

silver-haired farm lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the
only
remaining part of the house left above the floor. The rescue
squad rushed
to her aid and found her unhurt. She was just sitting
there in the tub,
talking to herself.
"It was the most amazing
thing ... it was the most amazing thing."
she kept repeating dazedly.

"What was the most amazing thing, Ma'am?" asked one of the
rescuers.
"I was visiting my daughter here, taking a bath, and all I did
was
pull the plug and dog-gone-it if the whole house didn't suddenly
drain
away."
#22
Why were the vets and pounds
mad?


It was raining cats and dogs
#23
What do freezing rain and cake icing have in

common?


Both are a glaze
#24
Which weather features do druggies like
most?


Highs
#25
Why is the sky not happy on clear
days?


It has the blues
#26
How does a male lightning bolt feel when he
notices an
attractive female lightning
bolt?


Thunderstruck
#27
What type of wind is named after a young
deer?


Foehn
#28
What type of wind is named after Santa

Claus's warm climate cousin?


Santa Ana
#29
What type of wind is named after both
a
cat and a bat?


Katabatic
#30
How can you tell if a tornado is
stupid?


-If it spins anti-cyclonically
#31
What cloud is so lazy because it will not get
up?


-Fog
#32
Why type of lightning likes to play
sports?


-Ball lightning
#33
Why was the lightning grilled on the
stove?


-To make heat lightning
#34
How do rain drops marry?


-They
coalesce
#35
How did the hail stone describe it's
life?


-It really has a lot of ups and downs
#36
What game do tornadoes like to
play?


-Twister
#37
What is a hurricane's favorite
pet?


-Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats
#38
What do lightning bolts do when they
laugh?


-They crack up
#39
Why did the updraft get pulled
over?


-It was speeding in a high shear zone
#40
What are hurricanes with a central dense
overcast over
the eye called?


-Hurricanes with cataracts