Waiter, there's a fly in my

Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my

Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir
Customer: Give me a hot dog.
Waiter: With
Customer: No, with mustard.
Two attorneys went into a
diner and ordered
two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their
briefcases and
started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and
marched over
and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in
here!" The
attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then

exchanged sandwiches.
waiter, do you have frog's
Certainly, Sir!
Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the
glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one
asked for the clean glass?"
A waiter brings the
customer the steak he
ordered with his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?" yelled the
customer, "with your hand on my steak?"
"What" answers the waiter, "You
want it to fall on the floor
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!