#101
Waiter, there's a fly in my

soup!
Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
#102
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my

soup?
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir
#103
Customer: Give me a hot dog.
Waiter: With
pleasure.
Customer: No, with mustard.
#104
Two attorneys went into a
diner and ordered
two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their
briefcases and
started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and
marched over
and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in
here!" The
attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then

exchanged sandwiches.
#105
Waiter,
waiter, do you have frog's
legs?
Certainly, Sir!
Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!
#106
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st
customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the
glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one
asked for the clean glass?"
#107
A waiter brings the
customer the steak he
ordered with his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?" yelled the
customer, "with your hand on my steak?"
"What" answers the waiter, "You
want it to fall on the floor
again?"
#108
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my
soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!