Waiter, there's a fly in my
Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir
Customer: Give me a hot dog.
Customer: No, with mustard.
Two attorneys went into a
diner and ordered
two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their
started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and
and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in
attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then
waiter, do you have frog's
Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the
glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one
asked for the clean glass?"
A waiter brings the
customer the steak he
ordered with his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?" yelled the
customer, "with your hand on my steak?"
"What" answers the waiter, "You
want it to fall on the floor
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!