#41
Patron: How come
this fly is swimming in my
soup?
Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.
#42
Patron: Hey, there's a fly in my
soup!
Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isn't it cooked?
#43
Patron: Didn't you tell me the chef here

cooked for the late heads of Europe?
Waiter: Yes, and that's why
they are the late heads of
Europe.
#44
Diner: Why are the
waiters in here so
nasty?
Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
#45
Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I
ordered?
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
#46
Diner:
Waitress, the portions are getting
smaller.
Waiter: It's just an optical illusion. It's just that the
restaurant
has been enlarged.
#47
Diner: Waiter, please
close the
window.
Waiter: Why, is there a draft?
Diner: Yes, it's blown my steak off
the plate three times.
#48
Diner: May I please have a glass of
water?
Waiter: Why, are you thirsty?
Diner: No, I want to see if my neck
leaks.
#49
Diner: Could I have a glass
of
water?
Waiter: To drink?
Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few things.
#50
Customer: Why is this
sandwich half eaten?

Waiter: I didn't have time to finish it.
#51
Customer: Why don't you have doggie
bags?
Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.
#52
Customer: Why don't you eat here,
waiter?
Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I don't want to compound the

felony.
#53
Customer: Why doesn't your menu list
prices?
Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food
does.
#54
Customer: Why doesn't this
restaurant have
any specials?
Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
#55
Customer: Why does your sign say
"Fine
Dining"?
Waiter: We can dream, can't we?
#56
Customer: What is this fly
doing in my
alphabet soup?
Waiter: Probably learning to read.
#57
Customer:
Waiter, this food is repeating on
me.
Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.
#58
Customer: Waiter, there's a button in my

salad.
Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.
#59
Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! It's
nothing but skin and
bones.
Waiter: Would you like the feathers,
too?
#60
Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in
my
turtle soup.
Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got

together.