Patron: How come
this fly is swimming in my
Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.
Patron: Hey, there's a fly in my
Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isn't it cooked?
Patron: Didn't you tell me the chef here
cooked for the late heads of Europe?
Waiter: Yes, and that's why
they are the late heads of
Diner: Why are the
waiters in here so
Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
Waitress, the portions are getting
Waiter: It's just an optical illusion. It's just that the
has been enlarged.
Diner: Waiter, please
Waiter: Why, is there a draft?
Diner: Yes, it's blown my steak off
the plate three times.
Diner: May I please have a glass of
Waiter: Why, are you thirsty?
Diner: No, I want to see if my neck
Diner: Could I have a glass
Waiter: To drink?
Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few things.
Customer: Why is this
sandwich half eaten?
Waiter: I didn't have time to finish it.
Customer: Why don't you have doggie
Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.
Customer: Why don't you eat here,
Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I don't want to compound the
Customer: Why doesn't your menu list
Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food
Customer: Why doesn't this
Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
Customer: Why does your sign say
Waiter: We can dream, can't we?
Customer: What is this fly
doing in my
Waiter: Probably learning to read.
Waiter, this food is repeating on
Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.
Customer: Waiter, there's a button in my
Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.
Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! It's
nothing but skin and
Waiter: Would you like the feathers,
Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in
Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got