#21
Waiter, my lunch is talking to me !
Well you
did ask for a tongue sandwich !
#22
Waiter,
there is a fly in my soup !
Yes
sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor
!
#23
Waiter, there is a fly in my wine !
Well you
did ask for something with a little body in it!
#24
Waiter, there is a worm
on my plate
!
That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?
#25
Waiter, there is a
spider drowning in my
soup !
It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !
#26
Waiter, there is
a maggot in my soup
!
Don't worry sir, he won't last long in there !
#27
Waiter, there is a cockroach on my
steak
!
They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir !
#28
Waiter, there's a fly in my custard !
I'll
fetch him a spoon sir !
#29
Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?
No,
madam I wiped it off !
#30
Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in
my
ice-cream !
Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early
in the
year !
#31
"Waiter !
Have you got frogs' legs ? "

"No, sir, I always walk this way"
#32
Q: How many Waiters does it
take to change
a light bulb?
A: None, even a burned out bulb can't catch a
waiters eye
#33
Waiter: Why didn't you make all the food on

that long order?
Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.
#34
Waiter: Why are you taking so long
to
order?
Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.
#35
Waiter: I'm
sorry to keep you waiting.
Your soup will be ready soon.
Customer: What bait are you using?
#36
Waiter: I'm sorry
I spilled a glass of
water on you.
Diner: That's all right. My suit is too large anyway.
#37
Waiter: If you know the
food here is so
lousy, why do you keep coming back?
Customer: It reminds me of my
ex-wife's cooking.
#38
Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain

today.
Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.
#39
Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider
in my
glass?
Waiter: It scares away the flies.
#40
Patron: This bread
is stale.
Waiter: It
wasn't last week.