#41
Why did a gambler scare everyone out

swimming?
He was a card shark!
#42
If a hungry shark is after you, what
should you feed it?
Jawbreakers!
#43
What do you call someone who sticks his
right hand in
shark's mouths?
Lefty!
#44
What kind of sharks make good
carpenters?
Hammerheads!
#45
What's the favourite flavour of
sharks?
Shark-o-late!
#46
Where do sharks come
from?
Sharkago!
#47
Did you hear about the new shark food
restaurant
called Jaws?
It costs an arm and a leg to eat
there!
#48
What do you call rubber bumpers on
yachts?
Shark absorbers!
#49
What is the most famous
shark?
William Sharkspeare!
#50
How do you shoot a great white shark?

Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue

shark spear gun!
#51
If they made a movie starring the Loch

Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the
movie
be called?
Loch Jaws.
#52
What happens when sharks take their
clothes off ?
They go sharkers !
#53
What's an octopuses favourite latin
saying?
Squid pro quo!
#54
Who was the most famous pirate
octopus?
Captain Squid!
#55
What does a squid sheriff form?
An
octoposse!
#56
What does an octopus take on a camping

trip?
Tentacles!
#57
What's wet and wiggly and says how do
you do sixteen
times?
Two octopuses shaking hands.
#58
What does an octopus wear on a cold
day?
A coat of arms!
#59
Where do you find a down-and-out
octopus ?
On squid row !
#60
Why did the jellyfish's wife leave
him?
He stung her into action.