Why did a gambler scare everyone out
He was a card shark!
If a hungry shark is after you, what
should you feed it?
What do you call someone who sticks his
right hand in
What kind of sharks make good
What's the favourite flavour of
Where do sharks come
Did you hear about the new shark food
It costs an arm and a leg to eat
What do you call rubber bumpers on
What is the most famous
How do you shoot a great white shark?
Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue
shark spear gun!
If they made a movie starring the Loch
Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the
What happens when sharks take their
clothes off ?
They go sharkers !
What's an octopuses favourite latin
Squid pro quo!
Who was the most famous pirate
What does a squid sheriff form?
What does an octopus take on a camping
What's wet and wiggly and says how do
you do sixteen
Two octopuses shaking hands.
What does an octopus wear on a cold
A coat of arms!
Where do you find a down-and-out
On squid row !
Why did the jellyfish's wife leave
He stung her into action.