#21
What happened to the lizard in the

wizard's garden pond?
He had him newt-ered.
#22
There was once a puppy called
May
who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she

was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June.

Why ? Because that was the end of May!
#23
Did you hear about the
boy who was
told to do 100 lines?
He drew 100 cats on the paper.
He thought
the teacher had said lions.
#24
One goldfish to his tankmate:
"If
there's no God, who changes the water?"
#25
What is a buttress?
A female
goat.
#26
How should you treat a baby
goat?
Like a kid.
#27
What do you get if you cross a bottle
of water
with an electric eel?
A bit of a shock really!
#28
What do you get if you cross an eel
with a
shopper?
A slippery customer.
#29
Did you hear about the whale who
couldn't keep a
secret?
He was a blubber mouth!
#30
What's at the end of Moby Dick?
A
whale of a time!
#31
Why did the gray whale go on a
diet?
Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
#32
What kind of whale flies?
Pilot
whales!
#33
Why did the whale like the

diver?
Because he had flippers!
#34
Why don't whales eat sushi very
often?
Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop
sticks
that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
#35
What is a whale's favorite TV
show?
Flukes of Hazard!
#36
Why did the whale cross the road ?

To get to the other tide !
#37
What is a
dolphin's favorite TV
show ?
Whale of fortune !
#38
What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)
#39
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and
hates
neighbours ?
A hermit crab !
#40
Are shellfish warm?
No they're
clammy!