#1
Do you know how to catch a squirrel?


Climb a tree and act like a nut!
#2
MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your
soup
before it clots.
#3
How does a girl vampire flirt?
She bats
her eyes.
#4
Why do vampires hate arguments?
Because
they make themselves cross.
#5
What do you call a vampire junkie?
Count
Drugula.
#6
What's Dracula's car called?
A mobile
blood unit.
#7
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir
Lancelot?
A bite in shining armor.
#8
Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?

Vein-illa.
#9
Why are vampire families so close?
Because
blood is thicker than water.
#10
What's a vampire's favorite drink?
A
Bloody Mary.
#11
Why did the vampire stand
at the bus stop
with his finger up his nose?
He was a ghoulsnif fer.
#12
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a

snail?
I don't know but it would slow him down.
#13
What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.
#14
Why did the vampire go crazy
at Burger
King?
He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
#15
What do you get if you
cross a vampire and
a mummy ?
Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !
#16
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a
circus
entertainer ?
Something that goes straight for the juggler
!
#17
What do you call a vampire in a raincoat
?
Mack-u-la !
#18
What do you call a vampire that can lift up

cars ?
Jack-u-la !
#19
What is the best way to talk to a
vampire?
By long distance.
#20
What does a vampire take for a
cold?

Coffin syrup!