Do you know how to catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your
before it clots.
How does a girl vampire flirt?
Why do vampires hate arguments?
they make themselves cross.
What do you call a vampire junkie?
What's Dracula's car called?
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir
A bite in shining armor.
Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?
Why are vampire families so close?
blood is thicker than water.
What's a vampire's favorite drink?
Why did the vampire stand
at the bus stop
with his finger up his nose?
He was a ghoulsnif fer.
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a
I don't know but it would slow him down.
What do vampires make sandwiches out of?
Why did the vampire go crazy
He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
What do you get if you
cross a vampire and
a mummy ?
Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a
Something that goes straight for the juggler
What do you call a vampire in a raincoat
What do you call a vampire that can lift up
What is the best way to talk to a
By long distance.
What does a vampire take for a