#1
Why are there so many Johnson
in he
phone book?
They all have phones.
#2
How that we are engaged I hope you'll give

me a ring.
Of course. What's your phone number ?
#3
What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony
#4
What do you get if you cross a
telephone
with an iron?
A smooth operator!
#5
How does a baboon make phone calls?
He
just monkeys around on the line!
#6
What do
you call the sound a ghost makes
when he calls you?
A phone moan.
#7
A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of

a patient.
"Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell
who is speaking or
where the voices are coming from?" asked the
psychiatrist.
"As a matter of fact, I do," said the patient.
"And
when does this happen?" asked the psychiatrist.
"Oh," said the
patient, "when I answer the telephone."
#8
What do you get if you cross a phone with a
mouthwash?
Tele-Scope.
#9
What do you get if you cross a phone with a
birthday
celebration?
A party line!
#10
What do you get if you cross a phone with a
birthday
celebration?
A party line!
#11
How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!
#12
How does a baritone make phone calls?

Song distance!
#13
How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.
#14
When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!
#15
What happened to the little frog who sat on

the telephone?
He grew up to be a bellhop!
#16
How can you tell if someone who's having a

temper tantrum is on the phone?
You get a tizzy signal!
#17
How can you tell if someone who's just had

a perm is on the phone?
You get a frizzy signal!
#18
How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella?
#19
How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello?
#20
How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!