#1
What happened when the slave put his head into a
lions
mouth to count how many teeth he had ?
The lion closed its
mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
#2
What do you get if you cross teeth
with
candy ?
Dental floss !
#3
Why are false teeth like stars?
Because they
come out at night.
#4
What helps keep your teeth
together?
Toothpaste.
#5
What game do you play if you don't take care of

your teeth?
Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
#6
Willie: "I have an awful

toothache."
Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine."
Willie: "Yes, if it was
yours, I would, too."
#7
Why didn't the monster use toothpaste?

Because he said his teeth weren't loose.
#8
How can you get a set of teeth put in for
free?
Smack a monster.
#9
Why is a toothless dog like a tree?
It has
more bark than bite.
#10
Why are vampires like false teeth?
They all
come out at night.
#11
Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting
yet?...Son:
I don't know. The dentist kept it
#12
Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by
a
haughty old dowager who scrutinized her through her lorgnettes.
"What
lovely pearls, dear Beatrice," she maliciously remarked. "Are
they
real?" Yes, nodded Lady Peel. "Of course," the dowager
declared, "you
can always tell real pearls by biting them. May I try?"
"Gladly,"
Lady Peel replied. "But remember, Duchess, you can't tell
real pearls
with false teeth."
#13
How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?


BLEEEEEE-YATCH!
#14
What did the tooth say to the

dentist?
"Fill 'er up!"
#15
What did one tooth say to the other
tooth?
"Thar's gold in them thar fills."
#16
What has teeth but no mouth?
A comb or a
saw.
#17
Why is 4,840 square
yards like a bad tooth
?
Because it is an acre.
#18
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to

his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table,
he
suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning
to the
man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth." The man said,
"No
problem." He reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of
false teeth.
"Try these," he said. The speaker tried them. "Too
loose," he said.
The man then said, "I have another pair - try these."
The speaker
tried them and responded, "Too tight." The man was not
taken back at
all. He then said, "I have one more pair. Try them."
The speaker said,
"They fit perfectly."With that he ate his meal
and gave his speech.
After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker
went over to thank the man
who had helped him. "I want to thank you
for coming to my aid. Where
is your office? I've been looking for
a good dentist." The man
replied, "I'm not a dentist. I'm an
undertaker."
#19
What happened when a man fell in love
with a
grand piano?
He said, "Darling, you've got lovely teeth."
#20
What did the mouse say when his friend
broke
his front teeth? Hard cheese.