What happened when the slave put his head into a
mouth to count how many teeth he had ?
The lion closed its
mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
What do you get if you cross teeth
Dental floss !
Why are false teeth like stars?
come out at night.
What helps keep your teeth
What game do you play if you don't take care of
Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
Willie: "I have an awful
Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine."
Willie: "Yes, if it was
yours, I would, too."
Why didn't the monster use toothpaste?
Because he said his teeth weren't loose.
How can you get a set of teeth put in for
Smack a monster.
Why is a toothless dog like a tree?
more bark than bite.
Why are vampires like false teeth?
come out at night.
Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting
I don't know. The dentist kept it
Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by
haughty old dowager who scrutinized her through her lorgnettes.
lovely pearls, dear Beatrice," she maliciously remarked. "Are
real?" Yes, nodded Lady Peel. "Of course," the dowager
can always tell real pearls by biting them. May I try?"
Lady Peel replied. "But remember, Duchess, you can't tell
with false teeth."
How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?
What did the tooth say to the
"Fill 'er up!"
What did one tooth say to the other
"Thar's gold in them thar fills."
What has teeth but no mouth?
A comb or a
Why is 4,840 square
yards like a bad tooth
Because it is an acre.
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to
his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table,
suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning
man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth." The man said,
problem." He reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of
"Try these," he said. The speaker tried them. "Too
loose," he said.
The man then said, "I have another pair - try these."
tried them and responded, "Too tight." The man was not
taken back at
all. He then said, "I have one more pair. Try them."
The speaker said,
"They fit perfectly."With that he ate his meal
and gave his speech.
After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker
went over to thank the man
who had helped him. "I want to thank you
for coming to my aid. Where
is your office? I've been looking for
a good dentist." The man
replied, "I'm not a dentist. I'm an
What happened when a man fell in love
He said, "Darling, you've got lovely teeth."
What did the mouse say when his friend
his front teeth? Hard cheese.