#121
Which England player keeps up the fuel
supply?
Paul gas coin!
#122
What did they call Dracula when he won the
league?
The champire!
#123
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It
was a boxer!
#124
How did the footbal pitch end up as
triangle?
Somebody took a corner!
#125
What's the chilliest ground in the
premiership?
Cold Trafford!
#126
What part of a football pitch
smells
nicest?
The scenter spot!
#127
Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight.
What
happened to your three week diet?
Player: I finished it in
three days!
#128
Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the
gutter!
#129
Why
do managers bring suitcases along to
away games?
So that they can pack the defence!
#130
Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million.

I call him our wonder player
Fan: Why's that?
Manager:
Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!
#131
Why should you be
careful playing against a
team of big cats?
They might be cheetahs!
#132
Why was the struggling mange
seen shaking
the club cat?
To see if there was any more money in the kitty!
#133
A manager was being interviewed after he had

resigned from a football club?

"Were the crowd not behind you"
asked the reporter

"They were right behind me all right", said
the manager, "But I
managed to shake them off at the station!"
#134
Where do football directors go when they are fed

up?
The bored room!
#135
Why were the two managers sitting around

sketching crockery before the start of the game?
It was a cup draw!
#136
Why did the chicken get sent off?
For
persistent fowl play!
#137
How did the basketball court get wet?
The
players dribbled all over it!
#138
Where do religious school children practice

sports?
In the prayground!