Which England player keeps up the fuel
Paul gas coin!
What did they call Dracula when he won the
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
was a boxer!
How did the footbal pitch end up as
Somebody took a corner!
What's the chilliest ground in the
What part of a football pitch
The scenter spot!
Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight.
happened to your three week diet?
Player: I finished it in
Where do old bowling balls end up?
do managers bring suitcases along to
So that they can pack the defence!
Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million.
I call him our wonder player
Fan: Why's that?
Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!
Why should you be
careful playing against a
team of big cats?
They might be cheetahs!
Why was the struggling mange
the club cat?
To see if there was any more money in the kitty!
A manager was being interviewed after he had
resigned from a football club?
"Were the crowd not behind you"
asked the reporter
"They were right behind me all right", said
the manager, "But I
managed to shake them off at the station!"
Where do football directors go when they are fed
The bored room!
Why were the two managers sitting around
sketching crockery before the start of the game?
It was a cup draw!
Why did the chicken get sent off?
persistent fowl play!
How did the basketball court get wet?
players dribbled all over it!
Where do religious school children practice
In the prayground!