Why were the two managers sitting
sketching crockery before the start of the game ?
It was a cup draw
Why do managers bring suitcases
away games ?
So that they can pack the defence !
How do you stop squirrels playing football in
the garden ?
Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final
Webley stadium !
Which insect didn't play well in goal ?
fumble bee !
Why didn't the dog want to play football
It was a boxer !
How do hens encourage their football teams
They egg them on !
What is a goal keepers favourite snack
Beans on post !
If you have a referee in football, what do you
have in bowls ?
What lights up a football stadium ?
football match !
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto
He was the skipper !
What did the bumble bee striker say ?
Where do footballers dance ?
At a football
What tea do footballers drink ?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear
Because he liked sole music !
What does a footballer and a magician have in
Both do hat tricks !
What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas
Ince pies !
Which England player keeps up the fuel supply
Paul gas coin !
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle
Somebody took a corner !
What's the chilliest ground in the premiership
Cold Trafford !