#21
Why were the two managers sitting
around
sketching crockery before the start of the game ?
It was a cup draw
!
#22
Why do managers bring suitcases
along to
away games ?
So that they can pack the defence !
#23
How do you stop squirrels playing football in

the garden ?
Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !
#24
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final
?
Webley stadium !
#25
Which insect didn't play well in goal ?
The
fumble bee !
#26
Why didn't the dog want to play football
?
It was a boxer !
#27
How do hens encourage their football teams
?
They egg them on !
#28
What is a goal keepers favourite snack
?
Beans on post !
#29
If you have a referee in football, what do you

have in bowls ?
Cornflakes !
#30
What lights up a football stadium ?
A
football match !
#31
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto
the
pitch ?
He was the skipper !
#32
What did the bumble bee striker say ?
Hive
scored !
#33
Where do footballers dance ?
At a football
!
#34
What tea do footballers drink ?
Penaltea !
#35
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear

?
Because he liked sole music !
#36
What does a footballer and a magician have in
common ?
Both do hat tricks !
#37
What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas
?
Ince pies !
#38
Which England player keeps up the fuel supply
?
Paul gas coin !
#39
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle
?
Somebody took a corner !
#40
What's the chilliest ground in the premiership
?
Cold Trafford !