Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling.
During an oral
spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on
blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we
have if we placed a "K" in the front?"
After a moment's
reflection, Johnny said, "Canoe?"
THE teacher announced that to
spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did
for a living and then spell the occupation.
Mary went first. "My Dad
is a baker, b-a-k-e-r, and if he were here,
he would give everyone
Next came Tommy. "My dad is a banker, b-a-n-k-e-r, and
if he were
here, he'd give each of us a quarter."
Jimmy. "My dad is an electrician.'' But after struggling
number of attempts to spell the word, the teacher asked him
and think about it for a moment while she called on someone else.
She then turned to Johnny.
"My dad's a bookie, b-o-o-k-i-e," Johnny
said. "And if he were
here, he'd lay you 8 to 5 that Jimmy ain't
Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks?
What does it spell then !
Fred came home
from his first day at
school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his
mother, "Except the
teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told
How do you spell elephant ?
"That's not how the dictionary spells it"
"You didn't ask me
how the dictionary spelt it !"
Spell mousetrap with three
How do you spell a hated opponent with three
Can you spell jealousy with two
Spell extra wise in two letters.
How can you spell too much with two
Spell Indian tent with two letters.
Spell electricity with three letters.
How do you spell "we" with two letters
without using the letters W and E?
U and I.
How can you spell chilly with two
IC (icy) .
Can you spell very happy with three
Can you spell soft and slow with two
Can you spell a pretty girl with two
Can you spell a composition with two
What question must always be answered,
"What does Y-E-S spell?"
What insect can be spelled with just one