Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course
watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass,
mumbling and cursing he retrieved his ball. Then he hit it into the
bunker shouting curse words he retrieved the ball. Next he hit
hole in one, then the first alien said to the second,
"Uh-oh cover your
ears he's going to be really mad now"!
What do you call a sick extraterrestrial?
What do you call an alien surfing the
What do astronauts
wear to bed?
What do astronauts put on their toast? Space
An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter,
"How would you feel," the astronout replied,
"if you were stuck
here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by
If athletes get athlete's foot, then what
do astronauts get?
I want to be an astronaut when I grow
What high hopes you have !
What do you call a
loony spaceman ?
First Spaceman: I'm hungry.
So am I, it must be launch time !
How do spacemen pass the time on long
They play astronauts and crosses !
Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but
they left after a few minutes ?
You see, it had no atmosphere !
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships
At parking meteors !
Why did the boy become an
Because he was no earthly good !
Why are astronauts successful
Because they always go up in the world !
What did the astronaut see on his
Unidentified frying (flying) objects.
If an athlete gets athlete's foot,
does an astronaut get?
Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?
one with the biggest head.
What does an astronaut do
when he gets
He blasts off:
What is an astronomer?
A night watchman with
a college education.