#1
Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course
and
watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass,

mumbling and cursing he retrieved his ball. Then he hit it into the
sand
bunker shouting curse words he retrieved the ball. Next he hit
a perfect
hole in one, then the first alien said to the second,
"Uh-oh cover your
ears he's going to be really mad now"!
#2
What do you call a sick extraterrestrial?
An
ailin' alien.
#3
What do you call an alien surfing the
Internet?
e-t.
#4
What do astronauts
wear to bed?
Space
Jammies!
#5
What do astronauts put on their toast? Space
Jam.
#6
An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter,
"How do
you feel?"
"How would you feel," the astronout replied,
"if you were stuck
here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by
the lowest
bidder?"
#7
If athletes get athlete's foot, then what

do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
#8
I want to be an astronaut when I grow
up.
What high hopes you have !
#9
What do you call a
loony spaceman ?
An
astronut !
#10
First Spaceman: I'm hungry.
Second Spaceman:
So am I, it must be launch time !
#11
How do spacemen pass the time on long
trips
?
They play astronauts and crosses !
#12
Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but

they left after a few minutes ?
You see, it had no atmosphere !
#13
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships
?
At parking meteors !
#14
Why did the boy become an
astronaut
?
Because he was no earthly good !
#15
Why are astronauts successful
people ?

Because they always go up in the world !
#16
What did the astronaut see on his
skillet?
Unidentified frying (flying) objects.
#17
If an athlete gets athlete's foot,
what
does an astronaut get?
Missile toe.
#18
Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?
The
one with the biggest head.
#19
What does an astronaut do
when he gets
angry?
He blasts off:
#20
What is an astronomer?
A night watchman with
a college education.