#1
Why was the
snowman's dog called Frost?
Because Frost bites.
#2
Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?
A Snowman.
#3
What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced

lolly.
#4
How do snowmen read their e-mails?
With an
icy-stare!
#5
Where do snowmen put their webpages?
On the
winternet.
#6
Why did Frosty
the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.
#7
Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette

or a red-headed snowman?
A: A blonde, because you have to
hollow out its head,
#8
What happened
when the icicle landed on
the sowmman's head?
It knocked him cold.
#9
What does a snowman eat for dinner?
Ice-burgers.
#10
What do snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.
#11
What did the snowman order at MacDonalds
?
Icerbergers with chilli sauce !
#12
Where do snowmen keep their money ?
In a
snowbank !
#13
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen
prefer ?
I.C. !
#14
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark
?
Frost bite !
#15
How do you know when there is a snowman in

your bed ?
You wake up wet !
#16
How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle
!
#17
Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs
!
#18
What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers
!
#19
What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice
caps !
#20
Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!