Why was the
snowman's dog called Frost?
Because Frost bites.
Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?
A Snowman.
What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced

How do snowmen read their e-mails?
With an
Where do snowmen put their webpages?
On the
Why did Frosty
the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette

or a red-headed snowman?
A: A blonde, because you have to
hollow out its head,
What happened
when the icicle landed on
the sowmman's head?
It knocked him cold.
What does a snowman eat for dinner?
What do snowmen call their offspring?

What did the snowman order at MacDonalds
Icerbergers with chilli sauce !
Where do snowmen keep their money ?
In a
snowbank !
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen
prefer ?
I.C. !
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark
Frost bite !
How do you know when there is a snowman in

your bed ?
You wake up wet !
How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle
Where do snowmen go to dance ?
What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
caps !
Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!