Why was the
snowman's dog called Frost?
Because Frost bites.
Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?
What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced
How do snowmen read their e-mails?
Where do snowmen put their webpages?
Why did Frosty
the Snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette
or a red-headed snowman?
A: A blonde, because you have to
hollow out its head,
when the icicle landed on
the sowmman's head?
It knocked him cold.
What does a snowman eat for dinner?
What do snowmen call their offspring?
What did the snowman order at MacDonalds
Icerbergers with chilli sauce !
Where do snowmen keep their money ?
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark
Frost bite !
How do you know when there is a snowman in
your bed ?
You wake up wet !
How do snowmen travel around ?
Where do snowmen go to dance ?
What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?
On his birthday flake!