What should you do if you find a snake sleeping

in your bed ?
Sleep in the wardrobe !
What's a snakes favourite dance ?
rattle & roll !
Why can't
you trust snakes ?
They speak
with forked tongues !
Have you heard about the slippery eel ?

Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it !sna
What do you call a snake that is trying to

become a bird ?
A feather boa !sna
What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a

serpent ?
A snake in the brass !
What is a snakes favourite opera ?

Wriggletto !
Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous
snake ?
Someone else's !
What snakes are good at sums ?
Adders !
What's a snakes favourite TV program ?

Monty Python!
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !
What is another word for a python
mega-bite !
What did the snake say when offered a
of cheese ?
Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !
Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing
maching ?
Because he had his own scales !
What's a snake's favourite food ?
Cakes !
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego

set ?
A boa constructor !
What do you do if you find a black mamba in your
Wait until he's finished.
What do you get if you cross a snake with a
hotdog? A
Q: What kind of snake is good at math?
A: An
A old snake goes to see
his Doctor.

"Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days".

The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in

2 weeks.

The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor
he's very

Doc says, "What's the
problem...didn't the glasses help you?"

"The glasses are fine doc, I just
discovered I've been living with a
water hose the past 2 years!"