What's the best thing about deadly snakes ?

They've got poisonality !
What did the mother snake say to her
baby ?
Stop crying and viper your nose !
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a
spell ?
Addercadabra and abradacobra !
What do you call a snake that informs the police
A grass snake !
What do snakes have on their
bath towels ?

Hiss and Hers !
What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !
What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !
What do most people do when they see a python ?

They re-coil !
What do you call a python with a great

bedside manner ?
A snake charmer !
What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and

a cupboard of food ?
Snakes and Larders !sna
Why did the viper want to become a python ?

He got the coiling !
What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !
What's a python's favourite pop group ?

Squeeze !
Why are snakes hard to fool ?
They have no
legs to pull !
What kind of snake is useful on
windscreen ?
A viper !
What's the difference between a headmaster and

a poisonous snake ?
You can make a pet out of a snake !
Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna
What did one snake say to another ?
Hiss off
What's a snakes favourite dance ?
The mamba
What do you get if you cross a snake and a

hotdog ?
A fangfurter !sna