#21
What's the best thing about deadly snakes ?

They've got poisonality !
#22
What did the mother snake say to her
crying
baby ?
Stop crying and viper your nose !
#23
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a
magic
spell ?
Addercadabra and abradacobra !
#24
What do you call a snake that informs the police
?
A grass snake !
#25
What do snakes have on their
bath towels ?

Hiss and Hers !
#26
What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !
#27
What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !
#28
What do most people do when they see a python ?

They re-coil !
#29
What do you call a python with a great

bedside manner ?
A snake charmer !
#30
What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and

a cupboard of food ?
Snakes and Larders !sna
#31
Why did the viper want to become a python ?

He got the coiling !
#32
What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !
#33
What's a python's favourite pop group ?

Squeeze !
#34
Why are snakes hard to fool ?
They have no
legs to pull !
#35
What kind of snake is useful on
your
windscreen ?
A viper !
#36
What's the difference between a headmaster and

a poisonous snake ?
You can make a pet out of a snake !
#37
Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna
#38
What did one snake say to another ?
Hiss off
!
#39
What's a snakes favourite dance ?
The mamba
!
#40
What do you get if you cross a snake and a

hotdog ?
A fangfurter !sna