What's the best thing about deadly snakes ?
They've got poisonality !
What did the mother snake say to her
Stop crying and viper your nose !
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a
Addercadabra and abradacobra !
What do you call a snake that informs the police
A grass snake !
What do snakes have on their
bath towels ?
Hiss and Hers !
What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?
Hiss is the end of the line for you !
What subject are snakes good at school ?
What do most people do when they see a python ?
They re-coil !
What do you call a python with a great
bedside manner ?
A snake charmer !
What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and
a cupboard of food ?
Snakes and Larders !sna
Why did the viper want to become a python ?
He got the coiling !
What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?
Poison by Christian Dior !
What's a python's favourite pop group ?
Why are snakes hard to fool ?
They have no
legs to pull !
What kind of snake is useful on
A viper !
What's the difference between a headmaster and
a poisonous snake ?
You can make a pet out of a snake !
Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?
Because they had a crush on each other !sna
What did one snake say to another ?
What's a snakes favourite dance ?
What do you get if you cross a snake and a
A fangfurter !sna