#1
Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a

kangaroo?
A:('A jump rope')"
#2
What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs
its
back legs together ?
Chimney Cricket !
#3
Did you hear about the stupid snake?
He lost
his skin.
#4
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a

magic spell?
Addercadabra and abradacobra.
#5
Why did
the viper want to become a python?

He got the coiling.
#6
What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a

python?
A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to
death.
#7
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking
I'm a
python.
Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.
#8
Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said

"Go forth and multiply" ?
They couldn't, they were adders !
#9
What do you get if
crossed a new born snake
with a basketball ?
A bouncing baby boa !
#10
"So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely

?
"Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake !
#11
What's long, green and goes hith ?
A snake
with a lisp !
#12
What kind of letters did the snake get from his

admirers ?
Fang letters !
#13
What do you call a snake who works for the
governement ?
A civil serpent !
#14
What do you give a sick snake ?
Asp-rin !
#15
What did the snake say when
another asked
him the time ?
Don't asp me !
#16
Why did the viper, viper nose ?
Because the
adder, adder hankerchief !
#17
What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a
witch ?
He died in agony !
#18
What song to snakes like to sing ?
Viva
Aspana !
#19
What's a snakes favourite flower ?

Coily-flowers !
#20
Why did the python do national service ?
He
was coiled up !