Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a
A:('A jump rope')"
What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs
back legs together ?
Chimney Cricket !
Did you hear about the stupid snake?
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a
Addercadabra and abradacobra.
the viper want to become a python?
He got the coiling.
What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a
A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking
Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.
Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said
"Go forth and multiply" ?
They couldn't, they were adders !
What do you get if
crossed a new born snake
with a basketball ?
A bouncing baby boa !
"So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely
"Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake !
What's long, green and goes hith ?
with a lisp !
What kind of letters did the snake get from his
Fang letters !
What do you call a snake who works for the
A civil serpent !
What do you give a sick snake ?
What did the snake say when
him the time ?
Don't asp me !
Why did the viper, viper nose ?
adder, adder hankerchief !
What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a
He died in agony !
What song to snakes like to sing ?
What's a snakes favourite flower ?
Why did the python do national service ?
was coiled up !