#201
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I
was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything
I
had
#202
Great news, teacher says we have a test today
come rain or shine.
So what's so great about that?
It's snowing
outside!
#203
Teacher: How much is half of 8?
Pupil: Up
and down or across?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Well, up and
down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a
0!
#204
Why did the teacher put the
lights
on?
Because the class was so dim!
#205
When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it

remind him of an empty classroom?
Because there are no pupils to
see!
#206
Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is
4+4?
Pupil: That's not fair!

You answer the easy ones and leave us with
the hard one!
#207
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I
lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best
teacher in
the school
#208
Teacher: Why
does the statue of liberty
stand in New York harbour?
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
#209
Teacher: Who can tell me where
Hadrians Wall
is?
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
#210
Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
Pupil:
4
Teacher: That's good.
Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!