Lara Rabbit: Do you
think that's Sophie's
natural color?
Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for
How is a rabbit like a plum?
They're both
purple, except for the rabbit.
How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
How do you make a rabbit stew?
Keep it
How do you make a rabbit fast?
Don't feed
How do you know when you're
eating rabbit
When it has hares in it.
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your

You can smell the carrots on his breath.
How do rabbits get to work?
By rabbit
How did the rabbit become a wrestling
It had a lot of hare pins!
How did the close race between the rabbit and

the tortoise end?
It was won by a hare!
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest

in a group?
Look for gray hares.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised

a baby rabbit?
It was an inn-grown hare!
Did you hear about the egg
laden rabbit who
jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee!
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a
watch factory?
Alike did was stand around making faces.
Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come

Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.
Baby Rabbit:
Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.
Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you
were pulled from a magician's
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the

bee turned around and flew away. Why?
The rabbit had two b's