#1
A
lady opened her refrigerator and saw a
rabbit sitting on one of the
shelves,
"What are you doing in
there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't
it?"
The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm

westing."
#2
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.

They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "ok we

can run for it or we can stay here and out number them. And the
other
rabbit says, "were going to run for it you idiot I'm your
brother.
#3
Q: What do you get when you cross a perm

with a rabbit?
A: Curly hare.
#4
Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was

Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!
#5
What do you get if you pour boiling water

down rabbit holes?
Hot, cross bunnies !
#6
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the
world?
It has 4 rabbits' feet.
#7
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For
hare care.
#8
Why did
the rabbits go on strike?
They
wanted a better celery!
#9
Why did the rabbit have trouble
hopping?
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
#10
Why did the rabbit
run out of the fast-food
restaurant?
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on
a toasted
bunny.
#11
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on
his
head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares!
#12
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.
#13
Why are rabbits never gold?
How would you
tell them apart from goldfish?
#14
Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both
multiply a lot.
#15
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.
#16
Which rabbit was in Western movies?

Hopalong Cassidy.
#17
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?

Amelia Harehart.
#18
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the
poor?
Rabbit Hood.
#19
Which rabbit is a famous comedian?
Bob
Hop.
#20
Where do rabbits settle their legal

disputes?
In a pellet court!