lady opened her refrigerator and saw a
rabbit sitting on one of the
"What are you doing in
there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't
The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "ok we
can run for it or we can stay here and out number them. And the
rabbit says, "were going to run for it you idiot I'm your
Q: What do you get when you cross a perm
with a rabbit?
A: Curly hare.
Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was
Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!
What do you get if you pour boiling water
down rabbit holes?
Hot, cross bunnies !
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the
It has 4 rabbits' feet.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
the rabbits go on strike?
wanted a better celery!
Why did the rabbit have trouble
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
Why did the rabbit
run out of the fast-food
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on
Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
Why are rabbits never gold?
How would you
tell them apart from goldfish?
Why are rabbits like calculators?
multiply a lot.
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
Which rabbit was in Western movies?
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the
Which rabbit is a famous comedian?
Where do rabbits settle their legal
In a pellet court!