#141
Do pigs like Backgammon?
No, they prefer their
backs scratched.
#142
Did you hear the story
about the razorback
hog?
It's pretty dull.
#143
Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage

In November?
She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.
#144
Did you hear about the pigs
who took up
motorcycling?
They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.
#145
Did you hear about the pig's vacation?
They
had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up

as bears and raided all the garbage cans.
#146
Did you hear about the piglets
who wanted to
do something special for mother's day?
What did they do?
They
threw a sowprize party.
#147
Did you hear about the pig who tried to
start
a hot-air balloon business?
He couldn't get it off the ground.
.
#148
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?

He called it "Ham Hocks".
#149
All our pigs are learning karate.
Oh, I don't
believe that
No? Well, just watch out for their chops.
#150
A
pig's favorite movie:
The Monster That
Ate New York.
#151
A city child came running into the farmhouse. "No
wonder
that mama pig is so big," she yelled.
"There's a bunch
of little pigs out there blowing her up!"
#152
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
...A
piiig
#153
Why did the pig go to the casino ?
To play the
slop machine !