Do pigs like Backgammon?
No, they prefer their
backs scratched.
Did you hear the story
about the razorback
It's pretty dull.
Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage

In November?
She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.
Did you hear about the pigs
who took up
They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.
Did you hear about the pig's vacation?
had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up

as bears and raided all the garbage cans.
Did you hear about the piglets
who wanted to
do something special for mother's day?
What did they do?
threw a sowprize party.
Did you hear about the pig who tried to
a hot-air balloon business?
He couldn't get it off the ground.
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?

He called it "Ham Hocks".
All our pigs are learning karate.
Oh, I don't
believe that
No? Well, just watch out for their chops.
pig's favorite movie:
The Monster That
Ate New York.
A city child came running into the farmhouse. "No
that mama pig is so big," she yelled.
"There's a bunch
of little pigs out there blowing her up!"
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
Why did the pig go to the casino ?
To play the
slop machine !