#81
What do you say to a naked pig?
"I never
sausage a body."
#82
What do you give a
sick pig?
Oinkment!
#83
What do you get when you cross a pig with an

elephant?
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
#84
What do you get when you cross a pig with a

canary?
I don't know, but when it sits on your electric wire and
sings, all
your lights go out
#85
What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?
Rub
him with oinkment.
#86
What do you call the story of The Three Little
Pigs?
A pig tail!
#87
What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.
#88
What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?

A hog hog.
#89
What do you call a pig with the flu?
A swine
swine.
#90
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A
groundhog!
#91
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!
#92
What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.
#93
What do you call a pig who overacts?
A ham
ham.
#94
What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar!
#95
What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!
#96
What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?
A
pig pig.
#97
What do you call a lady pig planting seeds?
A
sow sow.
#98
What do you call a crafty pig?
CunningHam
#99
What do pigs like with chow mein?
Sooey
sauce.
#100
What do pigs drive?
Pig-up trucks!