#61
When is a pig an
ecologist?
When he
recycles garbage into ham.
#62
What's that pig doing in the middle of the road

with a red light on its head?
Didn't you tell me to put out a
stop swine?
#63
What would happen if pigs could fly?
Bacon
would go up!
#64
What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.
#65
What would a pig name a chain of food
stores?
"Stop "N Slop Markets"
#66
What world athletic sporting event is held every
four
years?
The Olympigs!
#67
What was the name of the hog who was knighted by

King Arthur?
Sir Lunchalot.
#68
What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.
#69
What soft drink do pigs
like best?
Root
beer.
#70
What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.
#71
What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.
#72
What kind of pig do sows dislike?
Male
Chauvinist Pigs.
#73
What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.
#74
What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the

Yukon?
Sow-r dough bread.
#75
What is the pig's favorite musical instrument?

The piggalo (piccalo).
#76
What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!
#77
What is a pigs favourite ballet?
Swine Lake!
#78
What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!
#79
What goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.
#80
What does a pig use to write his term
papers
with?
Pen and Oink!