When is a pig an
recycles garbage into ham.
What's that pig doing in the middle of the road
with a red light on its head?
Didn't you tell me to put out a
What would happen if pigs could fly?
would go up!
What would happen if pigs went on strike?
They'd form pigget lines.
What would a pig name a chain of food
"Stop "N Slop Markets"
What world athletic sporting event is held every
What was the name of the hog who was knighted by
What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?
Auld Lang Swine.
What soft drink do pigs
What should you say to a pig on roller skates?
Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.
What position does the pig play in football?
What kind of pig do sows dislike?
What kind of furniture do pigs like best?
What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the
Sow-r dough bread.
What is the pig's favorite musical instrument?
The piggalo (piccalo).
What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?
What is a pigs favourite ballet?
What instrument do piggys play in a band?
What goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.
What does a pig use to write his term
Pen and Oink!