#41
Why did the little piglet fall
in love with
the hog?
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
#42
Why did the little pig try to
join the Navy?

He loved to sing, "Oinkers Aweight"
#43
Why did the little pig hide the soap?
He heard
the farmer yell, "Hogwash!"
#44
Why did the big pig want to go on stage?
There
was a lot of ham in him.
#45
Why do pigs have flat snouts?
From running in
to trees.
#46
Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?
He was a
little shoat.
#47
Why can't
there be a Santa Pig?
Pigs
don't fit in chimneys.
#48
Why are there so many piggy banks?
Pigs don't
like to hide their money in the mattress.
#49
Why are pigs such great
football fans?

They're always rooting.
#50
Why are pigs such early risers?
Did you ever
try to shut off a rooster?
#51
Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!
#52
Who is the greatest painter of this century?

Pigcasso!
#53
Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.
#54
Where is the most open green space in New York

City?
Central Pork
#55
Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In his hog
cabin!
#56
Where do retired pigs go for warm weather?
The
tropigs!
#57
Where do bad pigs go?
They get sent to the
pen.
#58
Where did the piglets study their ABC's?
At a
school for higher loining.
#59
When pigs have a party, who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.
#60
When pigs get a toothache, who do
they see?'

Painless Porker.