Why did the little piglet fall
in love with
the hog?
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
Why did the little pig try to
join the Navy?

He loved to sing, "Oinkers Aweight"
Why did the little pig hide the soap?
He heard
the farmer yell, "Hogwash!"
Why did the big pig want to go on stage?
was a lot of ham in him.
Why do pigs have flat snouts?
From running in
to trees.
Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?
He was a
little shoat.
Why can't
there be a Santa Pig?
don't fit in chimneys.
Why are there so many piggy banks?
Pigs don't
like to hide their money in the mattress.
Why are pigs such great
football fans?

They're always rooting.
Why are pigs such early risers?
Did you ever
try to shut off a rooster?
Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Who is the greatest painter of this century?

Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.
Where is the most open green space in New York

Central Pork
Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In his hog
Where do retired pigs go for warm weather?
Where do bad pigs go?
They get sent to the
Where did the piglets study their ABC's?
At a
school for higher loining.
When pigs have a party, who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.
When pigs get a toothache, who do
they see?'

Painless Porker.