#21
Why is the cook worried
about catching his
runaway pig?
He knows a little ham goes a long way.
#22
Why was
the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
#23
Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
#24
Why doesn't Santa hitch
his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.
#25
Why do pigs run into trees?
To shake out the
alligators.
I've never seen an alligator In a tree.
That's
because the pigs do such a good job.
#26
Why do pigs love Halloween?
There's lots of
hogsgobblin.
#27
Why do pigs like February 14th?
They get lots
of Valenswines.
#28
Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their

feed trough?
They were saving the best for last.
#29
Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher
pig?
Because he was an old boar.
#30
Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his

own?
He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic
Man and the
Blonic Woman.
#31
Why did the spotted pigs run away?
They
thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on
the
dotted swine.
#32
Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?
It
was Saint Patrick's Day.
#33
Why did the piglets get in trouble in their

stained glass class?
They stained it with mud.
#34
Why did the piglets get in trouble in
their
biology class?
They ate all the specimens.
#35
Why did the piglets do badly in
school?

They were all slow loiners.
#36
Why did the
pig wear yellow coveralls?
He
split a seam in his blue ones.
#37
Why did the pig run away from the pig

sty?
He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
#38
Why did the pig join the Army?
He heard the
food was a mess.
#39
Why did the pig join a muscle-building
class?

He thought "pumping iron" was a new juice dispenser.
#40
Why did the pig go to the
casino?
To play
the slop machine!