and his wife were making their first
doctor visit, the wife being
pregnant with their first
After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and
the wife's stomach with indelible ink.
The couple was
curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got
husband got out his magnifying glass to try to see what it
In very tiny letters, the stamp said, "When you can read this, come
back and see me."
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My
wife is pregnant, and
her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"
daughters and one son always
dashing to school activities and part-time
jobs, our schedule was
To add to this, we kept running out of household
I instructed them all to let me know when they used the last of any
item by writing it down on a note pad on the
As a reminder, I wrote at the top: "IF WE ARE OUT OF IT, WRITE IT
When I checked the pad a few days later, to my delight I
"MOM, YOU MAY BE A BIT
OLD-FASHIONED, BUT YOU ARE NOT 'OUT OF
Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by
She said, "But Father, I'm no longer a
He said, "I know, that's why I want you home by