Is there a mouse in the house ?
No, but
there's a moose on the loose !
What is small, furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and

can't see ?
Three blind mice !
What is a mouse's favorite record ?

'Please cheese me' !
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the
freezer ?
Mice cubes !
What squeaks as it solves crimes ?
mice !
What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

'Eyes down for a full mouse' !
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they
squeak !
What's a mouse's least favorite record ?

What's up Pussycat !
Where do hamsters come from ?
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse
to mouse resuscitation !
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears

white gloves ?
Mickey Moose !
Why do mice have long tails ?
Well, they'd
look silly with long hair !
What kind of musical instrument do
mice play
A mouse organ !
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !
What do mice do when they're at
home ?

Mousework !
One lab mouse to another:
I've trained that
crazy human at last.
How have you done that?
I don't know how,
but every time I run through that maze and ring the
bell, he gives
me a piece of cheese.