Do you know what a mice said when it saw a
Mom ! I see an angel.
What's a mouse's favourite record ?
cheese me !
What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet
washing up powder ?
Bubble and squeak !
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ?
code !
Why did the mouse eat a candle ?
For some
light refreshment!
What is a mouse's favourite game ?
Hide and
squeak !
How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !
What's gray and furry on
the inside and
white on the outside ?
A mouse sandwich !
Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor
What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !
What do angry rodents send each other at
time ?
Cross mouse cards !
Who is king of all the mice ?
Mouse Tse Tung
What mouse was a Roman emperor ?
Cheeser !
What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in

caves ?
Stalagmice !
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a
minefield !
What's the definition of a narrow
squeak ?

A thin mouse !
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with

a skunk ?
Dirty looks from the mouse !
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword
fights ?
A mouseketeer !
What are crisp, like milk and go
'eek, eek,
eek' when you eat them ?
Mice Krispies !
When should a mouse carry an
umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !