#1
Do you know what a mice said when it saw a
bat?
Mom ! I see an angel.
#2
What's a mouse's favourite record ?
Please
cheese me !
#3
What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet
of
washing up powder ?
Bubble and squeak !
#4
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ?
Mouse
code !
#5
Why did the mouse eat a candle ?
For some
light refreshment!
#6
What is a mouse's favourite game ?
Hide and
squeak !
#7
How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !
#8
What's gray and furry on
the inside and
white on the outside ?
A mouse sandwich !
#9
Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the
clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor
injuries
#10
What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !
#11
What do angry rodents send each other at
Christmas
time ?
Cross mouse cards !
#12
Who is king of all the mice ?
Mouse Tse Tung
!
#13
What mouse was a Roman emperor ?
Julius
Cheeser !
#14
What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in

caves ?
Stalagmice !
#15
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a
minefield !
#16
What's the definition of a narrow
squeak ?

A thin mouse !
#17
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with

a skunk ?
Dirty looks from the mouse !
#18
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword
fights ?
A mouseketeer !
#19
What are crisp, like milk and go
'eek, eek,
eek' when you eat them ?
Mice Krispies !
#20
When should a mouse carry an
umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !