#121
What does a polite monster say when he meets
you for the
first time?
Pleased to eat you!
#122
What do you call a monster with a
wooden
head?
Edward.
#123
Why did the monster stop playing with his
brother?
He got tired of kicking him around.
#124
What do you call a mouse that can pick up a

monster?
Sir.
#125
Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein
invented
the safety match.
Igor: Yes, that was one of his most
striking achievements.
#126
What
happened when Dr Frankenstein
swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
#127
Igor: Only
this morning Dr Frankenstein
completed another amazing operation. He
crossed an ostrich with a
centipede.
Dracula: And what did he get?
Igor: We don't know - we
haven't managed to catch it yet.
#128
Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest

invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50
per
cent aspirin.
Igor: But what's it for?
Dr Frankenstein:
For monsters with splitting headaches.
#129
What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son?

He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent
contributor
to Madame Tussaud's.
#130
What does Frankenstein's monster call a
screwdriver?
Daddy.
#131
What happened to Frankenstein's monster on

the road?
He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled
for six
months.
#132
Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when
suddenly
through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope
round his
neck. Frankenstein said, "Monster, monster, what are you
doing here?"
The monster said, "Well, boss, they hanged me this
morning so now I've
come to meet my maker."
#133
How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built

his monster?
On a piece rate.
#134
Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to

death?
He had a crush on her.
#135
How did Frankenstein's
monster eat his
lunch?
He bolted it down.
#136
What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the
other?
I didn't know we lived on the same block.
#137
How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.
#138
Did you hear about the monster who went to a
holiday camp? He
won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and
he wasn't even
entered.
#139
What brings the monster's babies? The

Frankenstork.