What does a polite monster say when he meets
you for the
Pleased to eat you!
What do you call a monster with a
Why did the monster stop playing with his
He got tired of kicking him around.
What do you call a mouse that can pick up a
Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein
the safety match.
Igor: Yes, that was one of his most
happened when Dr Frankenstein
swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
this morning Dr Frankenstein
completed another amazing operation. He
crossed an ostrich with a
Dracula: And what did he get?
Igor: We don't know - we
haven't managed to catch it yet.
Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest
invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50
Igor: But what's it for?
For monsters with splitting headaches.
What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son?
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent
to Madame Tussaud's.
What does Frankenstein's monster call a
What happened to Frankenstein's monster on
He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled
Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when
through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope
neck. Frankenstein said, "Monster, monster, what are you
The monster said, "Well, boss, they hanged me this
morning so now I've
come to meet my maker."
How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built
On a piece rate.
Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to
He had a crush on her.
How did Frankenstein's
monster eat his
He bolted it down.
What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the
I didn't know we lived on the same block.
How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?
Did you hear about the monster who went to a
holiday camp? He
won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and
he wasn't even
What brings the monster's babies? The