#21
Did you hear about the monster who
sent
his picture to a lonely hearts club?
They sent it back saying they
weren't that lonely!
#22
What happened when the monster stole a

bottle of perfume?
He was convicted of fragrancy.
#23
How did the world's tallest monster become
short overnight?
Someone stole all his money.
#24
What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.
#25
What can a monster do that you
can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.
#26
Why was the big, hairy,
two-headed monster
top of the class at school?
Because two heads are better than
one.
#27
Why did the
monster paint himself in
rainbow colors?
Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.
#28
Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the
menu,
sir?
Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.
#29
What happened to Ray when he met the

man-eating monster?
He became an ex-Ray.
#30
Mommy monster:
Don't eat that uranium.

Little monster: Why not?
Mommy monster: You'll get
atomic-ache.
#31
Little monster:
Mom, Mom, what's for tea?

Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.
#32
Little monster: Mom,
why can't we have
dustbins like everyone else?
Mother monster: Less talking, more
eating please.
#33
Little monster: Mom I've finished.
Can I
leave the table?
Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it for your tea.
#34
MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you

not to eat with your fingers?
Use the spade like everyone
else.
#35
FIRST MONSTER: I fancy
eating the city of
Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me?
SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I
can't stand Chinese food.
#36
FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner?

SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been eaten.
#37
What's the
hardest part of making monster
soup?
Stirring it.
#38
What do they have for lunch at Monster
School?
Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
#39
What is a monster's favourite
drink?
Demonade.
#40
Monster: Where do fleas go in
winter?

Werewolf: Search me!