#1
What's a monsters favorite play?
Romeo and
Ghouliet
#2
What monster flies his kite in a rain
storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein
#3
What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and
belongs to Grandpa monster?
- Grandma monster
#4
Why are monsters huge and hairy and
ugly?-
Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be

M&M's
#5
What kind of monster is safe
to put in the
washing machine?-
A wash and wear wolf
#6
Frankenstein: Help, I've got a short circuit!

Igor: Don't worry, I'll lengthen it.
#7
What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps
on
Batman and Robin ?
Flatman and Ribbon !
#8
What do you
call a clever monster?

Frank Einstein.
#9
What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his

goldfish's brain in the body of his dog?
I don't know, but it
is great at chasing submarines.
#10
What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to
the
other?
I didn't know we lived on the same block.
#11
Where does
the bride of Frankenstein have
her hair done?
At the ugly parlour.
#12
What was the inscription on the tomb of

Frankenstein's monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE
REST IN PIECES.
#13
What kind of book did
Frankenstein's
monster like to read?
One with a cemetery plot.
#14
Why did Frankenstein's monster give up

boxing?
Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
#15
What's the difference
between
Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?
You can't mash Frankenstein.
#16
Why did the monster drink ten liters of

antifreeze?
So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.
#17
Why did the monster take a dead man for a
drive in his car?
Because he was a car-case.
#18
Did you hear about the monster with
one
eye at the back of his head, and one at the front?
He was terribly
moody because he couldn't see eye to eye with
himself.
#19
A monster walked into the council rent office

with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other.

You see, he was $15 in arrears.
#20
Did you hear
about the monster who had an
extra pair of hands?
Where did he keep them?
In a
handbag.mons