What's a monsters favorite play?
What monster flies his kite in a rain
What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and
belongs to Grandpa monster?
- Grandma monster
Why are monsters huge and hairy and
Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be
What kind of monster is safe
to put in the
A wash and wear wolf
Frankenstein: Help, I've got a short circuit!
Igor: Don't worry, I'll lengthen it.
What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps
Batman and Robin ?
Flatman and Ribbon !
What do you
call a clever monster?
What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his
goldfish's brain in the body of his dog?
I don't know, but it
is great at chasing submarines.
What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to
I didn't know we lived on the same block.
the bride of Frankenstein have
her hair done?
At the ugly parlour.
What was the inscription on the tomb of
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE
REST IN PIECES.
What kind of book did
monster like to read?
One with a cemetery plot.
Why did Frankenstein's monster give up
Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
What's the difference
Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?
You can't mash Frankenstein.
Why did the monster drink ten liters of
So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.
Why did the monster take a dead man for a
drive in his car?
Because he was a car-case.
Did you hear about the monster with
eye at the back of his head, and one at the front?
He was terribly
moody because he couldn't see eye to eye with
A monster walked into the council rent office
with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other.
You see, he was $15 in arrears.
Did you hear
about the monster who had an
extra pair of hands?
Where did he keep them?