#21
What lands as often on its tail as it does its
head?
A penny.
#22
If you take half from
a half dollar, what do
you have?
A dollar.
#23
How can you be sure you have counterfeit
money?
If it's a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.
#24
Why do wallets make so much noise?
Because
money talks.
#25
Why did the hippie put his money in the

refrigerator?
He liked cold cash.
#26
Where do trees keep their money?
In branch
banks.
#27
Where do hogs keep their money?
In piggy
banks.
#28
Where do Eskimos keep their money?
In
snowbanks.
#29
How can
you make money fast?
Glue it to
the floor.
#30
Why is a cat like a penny?
Because it has a
head on one side and a tail on the other.
#31
When does a female deer need money?
When she
doesn't have a buck.
#32
How can you get rich by
eating?
Eat
fortune cookies.
#33
Why did the man throw away all the new pennies

he had?
Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
#34
Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it

used to be?
Because the dimes (times) have changed.
#35
Why is the moon like a dollar?
It has four
quarters.
#36
Why are diapers like $10 bills?
Because you
have to change them.
#37
What kind of money do monsters use?
Weirdo
(weird dough).
#38
How can you double your money?
Look at it in
a mirror.
#39
Where can you always find money?
In the
dictionary.
#40
What did the man do when he got a big gas

bill?
He exploded.