What lands as often on its tail as it does its
If you take half from
a half dollar, what do
How can you be sure you have counterfeit
If it's a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.
Why do wallets make so much noise?
Why did the hippie put his money in the
He liked cold cash.
Where do trees keep their money?
Where do hogs keep their money?
Where do Eskimos keep their money?
you make money fast?
Glue it to
Why is a cat like a penny?
Because it has a
head on one side and a tail on the other.
When does a female deer need money?
doesn't have a buck.
How can you get rich by
Why did the man throw away all the new pennies
Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it
used to be?
Because the dimes (times) have changed.
Why is the moon like a dollar?
It has four
Why are diapers like $10 bills?
have to change them.
What kind of money do monsters use?
How can you double your money?
Look at it in
Where can you always find money?
What did the man do when he got a big gas