What two letters do you say when you
What letters are not in the alphabet?
ones in the mail, of course!
Who does Dracula get letters from?
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
His girlfriend returned all his letters.
bet she marked them "second class male !"
What do you call a Welshman
who writes lots
of letters ?
Pen Gwyn !
Why do people leave letters at the football
They want to catch the last goal-post !
Why did the boy jump up and down on
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office
What did the stamp say to the
"I've become attached to you."
What did the envelope say to the
"Stick with me and we'll go places."
What two words have thousands of letters in
What letter stands for the ocean?
What 8-letter word has one
What letter should you avoid?
The letter A
because it makes men mean.
Which two letters of the alphabet are
MT (empty) .
How many letters are there in the
Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Why is the letter N the
Because it is in the middle of TNT.
What word grows smaller when you add two
letters to it?
Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.
Where do you put letters to boys?
In a mail
When is a letter damp?
When it has postage