#1
What two letters do you say when you
answer
the phone?
LO
#2
What letters are not in the alphabet?
The
ones in the mail, of course!
#3
Who does Dracula get letters from?
His fang
club.
#4
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the
ghost office.
#5
His girlfriend returned all his letters.
I
bet she marked them "second class male !"
#6
What do you call a Welshman
who writes lots
of letters ?
Pen Gwyn !
#7
Why do people leave letters at the football
ground ?
They want to catch the last goal-post !
#8
Why did the boy jump up and down on
the
letter?
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office
won't send
them.
#9
What did the stamp say to the
envelope?
"I've become attached to you."
#10
What did the envelope say to the
stamp?
"Stick with me and we'll go places."
#11
What two words have thousands of letters in
them?
Post office.
#12
What letter stands for the ocean?
The letter
C.
#13
What 8-letter word has one
letter in
it?
Envelope.
#14
What letter should you avoid?
The letter A
because it makes men mean.
#15
Which two letters of the alphabet are

nothing?
MT (empty) .
#16
How many letters are there in the

alphabet?
Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
#17
Why is the letter N the
most powerful
letter?
Because it is in the middle of TNT.
#18
What word grows smaller when you add two

letters to it?
Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.
#19
Where do you put letters to boys?
In a mail
(male) box.
#20
When is a letter damp?
When it has postage
due (dew).