#21
What's brown and furry on the inside and
clear on the
outside?
King Kong in clingfilm
#22
Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in

the world?
King Pong.
#23
What do you get if you cross King Kong with
a
watchdog?
A terrified postman.
#24
What is as big as King Kong but doesn't
weigh anything?
King Kong's shadow.
#25
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play

ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.
#26
How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's
twisted it?
With a monkey wrench.
#27
What's big and hairy and climbs up the

Empire State Building in a dress?
Queen Kong.
#28
What do you get if you cross King Kong with

a giant frog?
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building
and catches
aeroplanes with its tongue.
#29
What happened when King Kong swallowed Big

Ben?
He found time-consuming.
#30
What do you do if King Kong sits in
front
of you at the cinema?
Miss most of the film!
#31
Why did King Kong join the army?
To learn
about gorilla warfare.
#32
After being away on business, Tim thought it

would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

"How about
some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a
bottle costing $50.00.

"That's a bit much," said Tim, so she
returned with a smaller bottle
for $30.00.

"That's still quite a
bit," Tim complained.

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a
tiny $15.00 bottle.

"What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see
something really
cheap."

The clerk handed him a mirror.