#1
What did the big ape say when he dialed
incorrectly?
"Oops! King Kong ring wrong."
#2
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping

pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?
A lid !
#3
What is big hairy and can fly ?
King
Kongcorde !
#4
If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what

would you have?
A ding-dong King Kong.
#5
What did King Kong say when he saw the
Statue of
Liberty?
"Are you my mother?"
#6
What do you get if
you cross King Kong
with a budgie?
A messy cage.
#7
How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside
down and make a noise like a banana.
#8
Why is King Kong big and hairy?
So you
can tell him apart from a gooseberry.
#9
What do you get if King Kong falls down a
mine shaft?
A flat miner.
#10
What do you get if King Kong sits on your
piano?
A flat note.
#11
What do you get if King Kong sits on

your best friend?
A flat mate.
#12
What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the

kitchen?
Just don't monkey with him.
#13
What should you do if you are on a picnic
with
King Kong?
Give him the biggest bananas.
#14
Where does
King Kong sleep?
Anywhere
he wants to.
#15
What would you get if you crossed King Kong
with a
skunk?
I don't know but it could always get a seat on a
bus!
#16
What business is King Kong in?
Monkey
business.
#17
If King Kong came to England why would he

live in the Tower of London?
Because he's a beef-eater.
#18
What is
big, hairy and can fly faster
than sound?
King Koncord.
#19
Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of

his feet brown?
So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut
butter.
#20
Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.