What did the big ape say when he dialed
"Oops! King Kong ring wrong."
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping

pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?
A lid !
What is big hairy and can fly ?
Kongcorde !
If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what

would you have?
A ding-dong King Kong.
What did King Kong say when he saw the
Statue of
"Are you my mother?"
What do you get if
you cross King Kong
with a budgie?
A messy cage.
How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside
down and make a noise like a banana.
Why is King Kong big and hairy?
So you
can tell him apart from a gooseberry.
What do you get if King Kong falls down a
mine shaft?
A flat miner.
What do you get if King Kong sits on your
A flat note.
What do you get if King Kong sits on

your best friend?
A flat mate.
What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the

Just don't monkey with him.
What should you do if you are on a picnic
King Kong?
Give him the biggest bananas.
Where does
King Kong sleep?
he wants to.
What would you get if you crossed King Kong
with a
I don't know but it could always get a seat on a
What business is King Kong in?
If King Kong came to England why would he

live in the Tower of London?
Because he's a beef-eater.
What is
big, hairy and can fly faster
than sound?
King Koncord.
Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of

his feet brown?
So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut
Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.