Have you seen www.hook.com?
already caught my eye.
Have you heard that there's a new
Really? I must take a peak at it!
Have you seen www.yawn.com?
Yes, but I'm
a bit tired of it.
Have you seen www.veryangry.com?
STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!
Have you seen
but I didn't find it striking.
Have you seen www.topsecret.com?
have, I'm not going to tell you.
Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com?
I'll ketchup with it later.
How do heavy
metal bands surf the
On the Din-ternet.
Do you like
surfing the net?
I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)
Do you enjoy websurfing?
No way! my mum
warned me to stay away from the net!
Why was Cinderella able to surf the
Because he footman turned into a mouse.
Why couldn't the baby camel
Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got
Why are frogs no good at
Computers have them toad-ily confused.
Does your dog know how how to
No - but he's got a ruff idea.
Why are elephants no good at Net
Because they're scared of the mouse.
Who surfs the Net by pecking at the
Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road
The www.izard of Oz.
What's hairy, dangerous and only surfs the
Net when there's a full moon?
What surfs the
Internet and goes, 'Choo,
Thomas the Search Engine.
What happened when the schoool bully went
The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.