#41
Have you seen www.hook.com?
Yes, it's
already caught my eye.
#42
Have you heard that there's a new

mountain website?
Really? I must take a peak at it!
#43
Have you seen www.yawn.com?
Yes, but I'm
a bit tired of it.
#44
Have you seen www.veryangry.com?
No, AND
STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!
#45
Have you seen
www.usedmatch.com?
Yes,
but I didn't find it striking.
#46
Have you seen www.topsecret.com?
If I
have, I'm not going to tell you.
#47
Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com?
No,
I'll ketchup with it later.
#48
How do heavy
metal bands surf the
web?
On the Din-ternet.
#49
Do you like
surfing the net?
Oh yes,
I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)
#50
Do you enjoy websurfing?
No way! my mum
warned me to stay away from the net!
#51
Why was Cinderella able to surf the
web?
Because he footman turned into a mouse.
#52
Why couldn't the baby camel
surf the
Internet?
Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got
the hump.
#53
Why are frogs no good at
websurfing?
Computers have them toad-ily confused.
#54
Does your dog know how how to
surf the
internet?
No - but he's got a ruff idea.
#55
Why are elephants no good at Net
surfing?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
#56
Who surfs the Net by pecking at the
keyboard?
www.oody www.oodpecker.
#57
Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road
surfing
the Net?
The www.izard of Oz.
#58
What's hairy, dangerous and only surfs the

Net when there's a full moon?
The www.erewolf.
#59
What surfs the
Internet and goes, 'Choo,
Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.
#60
What happened when the schoool bully went
netsurfing?
The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.