#1
What do internet football fans sing?
E we
go E we go, E we go!
#2
Who's the chief of the
internet?
E-ronimo!
#3
Who writes all his plays on the
Internet?
Will-e. Shakespeare.
#4
Who looks after the EuroDisney
website?
Mick e-mouse.
#5
Who is the most popular
wizard on the
Internet?
Har e-potter.
#6
Which of the seven dwarfs use the
Internet?
Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.
#7
What has long ears, hops and likes
websurfing?
The e-aster bunny.
#8
What goes round the middle of
the
Internet?
The e-quator.
#9
What do you get if you cross an elephant with
the
Internet?
I don't know, but it's e-nourmous.
#10
What do you call an Internet mystery?
An
e-nigma.
#11
What do you call a ghost on the
Internet?
e-erie.
#12
What do you call a fire at the Internet

cafe?
An e-mergency.
#13
What did Darth Vader say to the
Internet?
May the force e-with you.
#14
How do you make rude noises on the
Internet?
With a whoop e-cushion.
#15
How do you fix a broken website?
With
stick e-tape.
#16
Do you like web jokes?
Yes - they're
e-larious!
#17
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet

on an empty stomach?
No, you should do it on a computer.
#18
Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the
Internet!
Well, you do look a site
#19
What do you get if you type

www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?
A sore finger.
#20
PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball

straight at the school computer?
Pupil: You told me to put it in the
Net.