What do internet football fans sing?
go E we go, E we go!
Who's the chief of the
Who writes all his plays on the
Who looks after the EuroDisney
Who is the most popular
wizard on the
Which of the seven dwarfs use the
Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.
What has long ears, hops and likes
The e-aster bunny.
What goes round the middle of
What do you get if you cross an elephant with
I don't know, but it's e-nourmous.
What do you call an Internet mystery?
What do you call a ghost on the
What do you call a fire at the Internet
What did Darth Vader say to the
May the force e-with you.
How do you make rude noises on the
With a whoop e-cushion.
How do you fix a broken website?
Do you like web jokes?
Yes - they're
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet
on an empty stomach?
No, you should do it on a computer.
Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the
Well, you do look a site
What do you get if you type
www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?
A sore finger.
PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball
straight at the school computer?
Pupil: You told me to put it in the