#1
Mad men are given a test to prove they are
getting
normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to
go
out.
They tart fighting but one remains sitting and the
teacher goes to him
and asks why he didn't join others and he says
"let them fight they
forgot I have the keys"
#2
Which painter always had a very bad cold?

Vincent Van Cough
#3
Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A.

He didn't have the guts too
#4
Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To
wrap itself in
toilet paper!
#5
Q: Why don't you wear snow boots? A: Because
they'll
melt.
#6
Where did the fortune-teller go on her

vacation?
To Palm Beach.
#7
What did one rock pool say to the other rock

pool? Show me your mussels.
#8
Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because

she was a knockout!
#9
What do you call a tube with a degree? A
graduated cylinder.
#10
Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I
"NEED"
you!
#11
Question: What goes up and never comes
down?
Answer: Up
#12
Q. What is the bigest pencil
in the world?
A. Pennsylvania
#13
Q. Why did the belt go to jail?
A. Because he
held up a pair of pants!
#14
Q. Have you heard the latest
scandal? A. Dr.
Pepper was drunk at a party.
#15
Q. What did
dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New
Jersey
#16
Why are
Saturday and Sunday so strong?
Because the rest are weekdays.
#17
What's the difference between
ignorance and
indifference? I don't know and I don't care!
#18
Do you know the difference between genius and

stupid? "Genius has its limits."
#19
Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one
leg? A. Limp
biskit
#20
Q: Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go
to? A:
Heck