Mad men are given a test to prove they are
normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to
They tart fighting but one remains sitting and the
teacher goes to him
and asks why he didn't join others and he says
"let them fight they
forgot I have the keys"
Which painter always had a very bad cold?
Vincent Van Cough
Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A.
He didn't have the guts too
Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To
wrap itself in
Q: Why don't you wear snow boots? A: Because
Where did the fortune-teller go on her
To Palm Beach.
What did one rock pool say to the other rock
pool? Show me your mussels.
Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because
she was a knockout!
What do you call a tube with a degree? A
Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I
Question: What goes up and never comes
Q. What is the bigest pencil
in the world?
Q. Why did the belt go to jail?
A. Because he
held up a pair of pants!
Q. Have you heard the latest
scandal? A. Dr.
Pepper was drunk at a party.
Q. What did
dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New
Saturday and Sunday so strong?
Because the rest are weekdays.
What's the difference between
indifference? I don't know and I don't care!
Do you know the difference between genius and
stupid? "Genius has its limits."
Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one
leg? A. Limp
Q: Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go