#41
What person strives to ensure safety for
horses?
Ralph Neighder!
#42
What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of

his Macintosh?
An Appaloosa!
#43
What is the strongest
animal?
A
racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at
once!
#44
What is the difference between a horse and a
duck?
One goes quick and the other goes quack!
#45
What is the best type of
story to tell a
runaway horse?
A tale of whoa!
#46
What is horse sense?
Stable thinking and the
ability to say nay!
#47
What is a thespian pony?
A little horse
play!
#48
What is a jockey's motto?
Put your money
where your mount is!
#49
What is a horses favourite TV show?

Neeeebours
#50
What is a horses favourite kind of party?
A
stall ball.
#51
What is a horse's favourite sport?
Stable
tennis!
#52
What has four legs and see just as well from

either end?
A horse with his eyes closed!
#53
What happened to the man who owned a riding
academy?
Business kept falling off!
#54
What happened to the horse that swallowed a
dollar
bill?
It bucked!
#55
What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he
saw she had
no clothes on?
It made him shy!
#56
What goes into the mouth of a quarter
horse?
Two bits!
#57
What goes "Clip"?
A one legged horse!
#58
What equine likes to cut in line?
A
sawhorse!
#59
What duo were famous
for stealing horses?
Bonnie and
Clydesdale!
#60
What does it mean if you find a horse
shoe?
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.