#21
Why did the man call his horse
Fleabag?
Because he was often scratched!
#22
Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large

loaf of bread?
It was a crusty steed!
#23
Why did the horse stir his cereal with his

hoof?
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
#24
Why did the horse miss the joust?
He had the
knight off!
#25
Why did the horse go behind the
tree?
To
change his jockeys.
#26
Why did the farmer call his
horse
Baseball?
Because it's covered with horsehide!
#27
Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
He
thought he might get a kick out of it!
#28
Why did the artist put on a show of
horse
paintings?
He wanted to mount an exhibit!
#29
Why are clouds like jockeys?
Because they
hold the reins!
#30
Why are chorus girls like barge horses?
They
have to tow the line!
#31
Who did the breeder call when his horse was

possessed by an evil spirit?
An exhorsist!
#32
Which route should you take through the woods

when riding a fizzy horse?
The psycho-path!
#33
Where do you take a sick horse?
To the
Horspital!
#34
Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the
bridle suite!
#35
Where did the Knights of the Round Table park
their
horses?
In the Sir Lance Lot
#36
When does a horse neigh?
Whinny wants to!
#37
What's the hardest thing about learning to ride

a horse?
The ground!
#38
What's black and white and turns
cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart!
#39
What's as big as a horse, but weighs
nothing?
A horses shadow!
#40
What's another name for an assistant stable
cleaner?
A co-pile-it!