Why did the man call his horse
Because he was often scratched!
Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large
loaf of bread?
It was a crusty steed!
Why did the horse stir his cereal with his
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
Why did the horse miss the joust?
He had the
Why did the horse go behind the
change his jockeys.
Why did the farmer call his
Because it's covered with horsehide!
Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
thought he might get a kick out of it!
Why did the artist put on a show of
He wanted to mount an exhibit!
Why are clouds like jockeys?
hold the reins!
Why are chorus girls like barge horses?
have to tow the line!
Who did the breeder call when his horse was
possessed by an evil spirit?
Which route should you take through the woods
when riding a fizzy horse?
Where do you take a sick horse?
Where did the newlywed horses stay?
Where did the Knights of the Round Table park
In the Sir Lance Lot
When does a horse neigh?
Whinny wants to!
What's the hardest thing about learning to ride
What's black and white and turns
A piebald horse pulling a cart!
What's as big as a horse, but weighs
A horses shadow!
What's another name for an assistant stable