#1
Why was the racehorse names Strawberry

Ice?
He was a sherbet!
#2
Why was the racehorse named Bad News?
Because
bad news travels fast!
#3
Why was the man sued by his
horse?
For
palomino-money!
#4
Why was the horseman fired from his job of

saddle testing?
He was always standing up on the job!
#5
Why was the horse all charged up?
It ate some
haywire!
#6
A man has a racehorse, never won a
race. Man
in disgust says," Horse, you win today or you pull a milk
wagon
tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens, the horses take-off,
they
move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He

kicks the horse and asks, "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING. The horse, half

asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."
#7
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse?

Because it got too heavy to carry.
#8
A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and

asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean
a
pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I
can
get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to
come with
it!"
#9
What is the slowest racehorse in the world ?

A clotheshorse !
#10
What kind of horse can swim underwater

without coming up for air ?
A seahorse !
#11
You said this horse could
jump as high as a
ten foot fence and he can't jump at all.
Well neither can a
fence!
#12
You said it was a great horse and it is.
It
took twenty other horses to beat him!
#13
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
He
was a rough rider!
#14
Why is the old, decrepit horse named

Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere!
#15
Why is manna from heaven like
horse
hay?
Both are food from aloft!
#16
Why is it difficult to
identify horses from
the back?
They're always switching their tails!
#17
Why is horse racing so romantic?
Because the
horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the
horse and
you can kiss your money goodbye!
#18
Why is Dick Clark a
favourite star with
horses?
Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!
#19
Why is an egg like a young horse?
Because it
can't be used until it's broken!
#20
Why is a racehorse like a letter?
They both
begin a trip at the post!